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Why Guys Should Drink Girly Drinks

by Jim Vinson

Enough with the beer guys; stop kidding yourselves. It tastes horrible. Stop wasting your time trying to figure out which beer best represents you as a person. You don’t look cool sipping your Sam Adams and unnecessarily gesturing with your hands just so you can wave the bottle around. Oh yeah, and that can of Red Dog doesn’t make you look like a bad ass; it makes you look like an asshole. Why not drink something enjoyable. I am here to suggest to something a little more feminine.

Next time you’re looking to drink to excess, grab a Mike’s Hard Lemonade. It is a conversation piece. If you’re a guy trying to get a girls attention, a Mike’s Hard is a good way to do it. If you’re a guy trying to get a guy’s attention; let’s be honest, you’re probably already drinking a Mike’s Hard.

The hardest part of meeting and talking to a new girl is naturally initiating a conversation in which you seem genuinely interested and interesting at the same time. Mike’s Hard is a good way to initiate an interaction. Think of it as a form of peacocking and drawing attention to yourself. I guarantee (not an actual guarantee) that girls will come up to you and start talking shit on your Mike’s Hard Lemo nade. Now, they are going to be insulting you; however, you got them to approach you and that’s half the battle. You will need to be able to swing the conversation around, but take pleasure knowing you’re thinking one step ahead of them.

So, next time you grab a drink, go for something girly. Mike’s Hard Lemonades are great; I prefer the black cherry lemonade because it tastes like a freeze pop. Twisted Teas go down easy as well. If you’re at a bar, don’t be afraid to go for that strawberry daiquiri or pina colada.  So next time, go for that girly drink.  Be comfortable enough in your masculinity to drink something a little more feminine.

Warning: Drunkenness may sneak up on you and it will be accompanied by a sugar induced head rush.

About Jim Vinson

I don't get hung up on "the facts"

One Comment on “ Why Guys Should Drink Girly Drinks

  1. James Connelly
    June 20, 2012

    Umm did you just hate on Red Dog?!

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